Pee Pad Princess

          Where I used to live, I was thought of as the Pee Pad Princess. Everybody knew it!.... It was no secret...let me tell ya!  After all...I was an inside dog, and there were those darn stairs when I'd go outside!..........No problem going down, but a  BIG problem going back up! ... It takes a Lotta effort to get this body moving in an up-hill direction! You know what I mean.......?

...And there was always those nice BIG pee pads ! ......................I couldn't miss! 

 Now don't get me wrong.....I can "go" outside.
No Problem!.......ANY time I want to.

But...... they expect me to go out in the DARK!

How well do you see at night? I'm eleven years old!  Seven dog years = one of your human years. You do the math! I don't see so well out there in the dark!.....AND....AND........We are in the COUNTRY! There are WILD animals out here! I could bump into an armadillo or skunk or something worse!

Coyotes, owls, and snakes....oh my!

Coyotes, owls and snakes .... OH MY!


You really just never know what could be lurking out beyond the yard lights!

I'll just stay inside where it's nice and safe

Pee on my pad..... for it's no disgrace

My goal ....as always .... to avoid a scene

And advance my stature as the Pee Pad Queen!