Miss Communication

The Pee Pad is a lovely thing

I really feel it's bitchen.......

I have one in the bathroom,

The living room and the kitchen.

No matter the direction

..... I may desire to go

I'll find a pee pad waitin'

In case I need to "go"

I'll take a nap, and when I wake

I'll quickly look around

Nobody looking... bladder's bursting

Fresh pee pad on the ground

That's why it's there

It's there for me to pee

I can't pass up a chance like this

They'll be so proud of me

Now you tell me......if this seems odd

They buy them by the case

Then place them all around the the house

They're laying all over the place

There are lots of things here that I understand

And at times I'm even amused

But there's one thing here that gets my goat

And leaves me truely confused

These people take me outside

Where they encourage me to poop

They must know something I don't know

'Cause there're no pee pads past the stoop

I think I would look good on the package...Don't you?

Go for Gopher

Hasn't been too much going on lately. I guess the most exciting thing is that the peeps moved my bed. I guess it's ok....I got no complaints.......I'm still close to the two legged dogs (the peeps).
I got my routine down......I sleep....I eat .....I poop and pee.
Not necessarily in that order.

Now that the days have turned much warmer, Rascal spends much of his time chasing the usual varmits outside. The past few days, gophers have been the prey of choice. .......therefore, I thought I'd share some pictures of my ole buddie doing what he does best...........Enjoy!   





Now that's a dirty look!

"Are you looking at my butt?"

Making the dirt fly!

"I'm Close....Real Close!"

"Don't just stand there!....Get the shovel!"

Check Up ...and...Check Out the Rat

Got to ride in the car today!... I thought it was pretty great until I realized where we were going!
....The Vet!...............Turns out the peeps took me in for an overall check-up. Seems they wanted to make sure I was in good 'nuff (rhymes with ruff) shape to get my teeth cleaned.

Yep....it was the Vet alright.......Been here.....Done this before. Oh well.........
How bad can it be.....right?!

Oh no!!!!!!!!

Not the Dreaded Scale!!!!!!!!!!!

Anything BUT the scale!!!!!!!!!!!!

What?!
Are you kidding me?!
                                      19.7 lbs?!
I was 23.3 lbs in May 2010

That's 3.6 lbs I've lost since April 2010!!

Do you realize 3.6 lbs is a good sized Chihuahua!

Checking my teeth..........

Yep ....missing some......some are loose ...........

and they all need a good cleaning.

Checking my heart......................

Hey watch it there Doc!

That thang is cold!

OK.....sounds like the old ticker is in good shape

Not too shabby for a 13 year old....huh?

Now that's nice...I like the way this guy is holding me......Hey what cha gonna do with that NEEDLE DOC????!!!!...Draw some blood?.....From my neck??!!Are you kidding me???!!!    More Test?????!!!!!  I'm OK....Really....I'm GOOD to Go.........Ooowwwooooooowwwwwwooo

Well....I'm glad that's over! Looks like I'll be coming back April 6th to have my teeth cleaned. Oh boy! I can hardly wait to see how that goes down!

Oh yeah...just before we left for the Vet....Rascal caught another rat!

Way to go Rascal!

Could you try a little harder on those gophers please?