Miss Communication

The Pee Pad is a lovely thing

I really feel it's bitchen.......

I have one in the bathroom,

The living room and the kitchen.

No matter the direction

..... I may desire to go

I'll find a pee pad waitin'

In case I need to "go"

I'll take a nap, and when I wake

I'll quickly look around

Nobody looking... bladder's bursting

Fresh pee pad on the ground

That's why it's there

It's there for me to pee

I can't pass up a chance like this

They'll be so proud of me

Now you tell me......if this seems odd

They buy them by the case

Then place them all around the the house

They're laying all over the place

There are lots of things here that I understand

And at times I'm even amused

But there's one thing here that gets my goat

And leaves me truely confused

These people take me outside

Where they encourage me to poop

They must know something I don't know

'Cause there're no pee pads past the stoop

I think I would look good on the package...Don't you?