I Had A Dream!

  Oh Dog! Oh Dog! Oh Dog! I had myself a dream last night! In the first part of the dream, I was a beautiful black and white Border Collie, and I was responsible for a small flock of sheep which was located in the rolling hills of Southeastern Montana. Every day and night I'd run, and run, and run keeping all those sheep together. I was my own dog.....in total control....very proud and athletic! Life there in my dream was great! I had the wide open Montana countryside, fresh air, great exercise, beautiful scenery, and a few rowdy sheep to boss around. Life was great!
  Of course in my dream, I wasn't overweight. I was sleek and trim because I got plenty of exorcise while controling those sheep and chasing off coyotes that would try to steal them away.

Then I woke up .....had to utilize the pee pad, don't you know.

..........went back to sleep and the second part of my dream kicked in. Without a doubt, absolutely the best part of my dream....... I dreamed that I came inside from chasing sheep and coyotes for some grub. ...... and much to my amasement what did I find?

A Hamburger, French Frys, Butter Fingers and Baby Ruths! WOW!

But alass it was not to be......... for .......a dream was all it was

A dream and nothing more

And when upon the morn I arose

It was Dog Food on the floor

AGAIN!