Santa!

Well whatdayaknow! .....there is a Santa Claus!...........and he caught me while I was looking for the milk and cookies they left for him!......

I didn't see him come down the chimney!
I didn't see him come through the door!
But as I was lookin for his milk and cookies
He somehow snuck across the floor!

He patted his head
And then he rubbed his belly
And he quietly let out a snicker
Said he'd ate the cookies
Said he'd drank the milk
Said he'd filled the stockings with glitter

Then he turned around
Tapped a foot on the ground
And then just like he came
He twitched his nose
And he tugged his beard
And up the chimney he rose

I wouldn't have believed it
If I truly hadn't seen it
With my very own eyes it's true
Ole Santa came to see me
And he ate the milk and cookies
And that left me sad and blue.......

Merry Christmas Y'all