Room Service Please

   Finally!.....They moved my bed away from Dixie and Rascal and  put it beside their bed in the master bedroom! That's where I belong! A place of honor there among the peeps! Yep.....that's where I belong! That's where I have been longing to be ever since I got here. I shouldn't have to bed down with the common hounds in another room!
That's all I ask....Course....I never even realized I was one of "them" until I got here. I need to slowly transition. I should be slowly transitioning.......I am not human.......I am not human..........
I know I'm not in "Kansas" any more.....Just need time........just need time ..........the healing wonder of time..........Must not dwell on the past!.....Must go forward!.....I AM NOT HUMAN!.....I am a DOG!....A mere dog......I eat dog food.....not hamburgers and such....
   But wait! Am I not I a princess dog?...........Yeah, I know I am! I must be! .....Oh Jasper........Fetch my Pee Pad Please..........Oh and could you fluff my pillow a bit there under my belly?........Yeah.....that's the spot.....scratch back there by my tail while you're at it.......I can't reach there you know. Maybe you could serve that dog food on a China platter,  and pour my water in a silver bowl........ sorry......................what the................what?......................Oh no!.............................I guess I dozed off there for a second.....Must have been dreaming again.
  Yep ......there's Rascal charging out the back door chasing another squirrel and Dixie is snoring under her blanket again. There's the same ole dog food in the same ole plastic dish by the tub and the same ole cold tile floor under my belly.....................Ya know.........reality can really be a bitch sometimes. At least for tonight though, I'm sleeping in the bedroom...............Life can be good ...................if you just don't try to over think it!..........Hey could I get some chicken wings in here?....with a little Bar B Que sauce..........maybe?